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BATS KEEP ON SLIPPIN’, SLIPPIN’, SLIPPIN’…

AL - The final series in Yankee Stadium between the oligarchy of douchiness in the AL East goes decidedly in the Red Sox favor again, as the Sox get four RBIs apiece from Jason Bay and Dustin Pedroia...

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GGGRRRRRR RAYS ANGRY!

MLB -The Rays regained a bit of breathing room in the AL East with a 9th inning rally off Jonathan Papelbon. Down 4-3, pinch-hitter Dan Johnson, who arrived from a Triple-A call up 30 minutes before...

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SHAWNE MERRIMAN WAS IN JAIL FOR 2 HOURS

We’re a bit late to this whole Tila Tequila-Shawne Merriman dustup that happened over the weekend, but here’s what we know so far about the relationship between the Pro Bowl linebacker and the woman...

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Tila Tequila Assaulted At Concert. Shawne Merriman Can’t Stop Laughing

Most of us remember that lawsuit in November involving San Diego Chargers defender Shawne Merriman and that one crazy Asian broad whose name escapes me. That suit was settled earlier in the year, but...

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Shawne Merriman Lasted 15 Minutes

The newest Buffalo Bill already has come up lame. Shawne Merriman lasted all of 15 minutes in his first Buffalo Bills practice before suffering a right leg injury. At least he managed to avoid being...

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Tila Tequila Appears On ‘Between Two Ferns’, Does Not Get Punched In Face

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Tila Tequila from Between Two FernsWe haven’t seen TV’s Tila Tequila since she was running for her life at a Gathering Of The Juggalos concert (pictured...

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You People Are Guests in Kevin Costner’s Corn

Funny or Die has a knack for cramming as many celebrities as possible into three minute video, and today they’ve outdone themselves — watch in amazement has Ray Liotta, Kevin Costner, Dennis Haysbert,...

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Uncle Jesse’s Favorite Buffalo Bills Anthem

When I saw a video titled “Buffalo Bill-ieving” in the Monday A.M. Hot Clicks I thought for sure that somebody had added football words to Journey’s “Don’t Stop Believing” and really emphasized the...

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The Incredible History Of The Muppets, Sesame Street, And Our Favorite Athletes

[Ed. note - In celebration of this week's theatrical release of The Muppets, here's our thing about Muppets. If you haven't seen it yet, you're in for a treat.]We’re still a few months away from the...

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And Now, Steve Johnson’s Rap Debut

Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson’s rap debut is here and it’s got all the football references you’d expect from a football guy rapping, including “she opened up her shirt like Cam New” and the...

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Shawne Merriman Is Training To Become A Wrestler At WWE’s Performance Center

Roman Reigns? (via Getty Image) Shawne Merriman, aka Lights Out, aka Gigantosaur, hasn’t been in the NFL since 2012. “What’s he been doing with his time?” you may ask. “Choking out Tila Tequila?...

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5.14 The Cooler

She’s A Bad Mamma Jamma. Thick Thursday With Nickita Martin Craigslist Employees Will Be Paid to Read Sex Ads All Day [Gawker] WNBA Star Parker Gives Birth To Baby Girl [Volunteer TV] Report: Marijuana...

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Today’s Headline: “Get Shawne Merriman’s Powder Blue Bowtie Ready”

Man that damn Fresh makes me laugh @ least once per day. For the record, smacking up a woman is wrong but I’m especially pissed @ Lights Out. Tila Tequila’s no-talent self was almost out of the news...

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TSS 2009 NFL Preview: AFC

The months between the Super Bowl and season opener can be horrible for die hard football fans. Any bit of football news is all we have to satiate ourselves until the drought subsides. Sure this...

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TSS 2009 NFL Preview: NFC

Following up our AFC preview, we’re back again with the NFL picks and now it’s the NFC’s turn. Often regarded as the inferior conference, the NFC is still packed with a couple of competitive divisions....

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11.18 The Cooler

The Heavenly Alta Marie Tila Tequila Files Suit Against Shawne Merriman [TBL] MySpace Close To Acquiring iMeem [Tech Crunch] Hooker-Loving Dad Reacts To Hooker Daughter [The Awl] Cam’ron Officially...

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Whoops, Shawne Merriman’s WWE Career Is Already Over

WWENone of these people are on the show now. Back in October of 2013, we found out that 3-time NFL Pro Bowl linebacker and defensive end Shawne Merriman was training at WWE’s Performance Center in...

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AJ Smith is begging for a-chokin’

“KHAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!” The San Diego Chargers 2-2 start to the season has prompted general manager AJ Smith to call the team’s play “soft”. Yesterday, linebacker Shawne Merriman bristled at this...

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Kids? Old People? The Disabled? Shawne Merriman Beats Them Too

When it comes to competition I have no regard to children,elderly, physically or Mentally challenged I’m sorry I just like to win lol — Shawne Merriman (@shawnemerriman) April 6, 2012 Just in case the...

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So Long, Gigantosaur — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

Shawne Merriman announced his retirement from the NFL on Tuesday. Sure, it’s another one of those “why now? why not five years ago?” type of deals, but for how fleeting Merriman’s time of being...

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